i deactivated my fb and this is my about me:

My name is King Garenth and you need to face the facts.

Won the “Homie of the Year” Award 4 consecutive times.

He is the 2010 Rock, Papers, Scissors Olympic Gold Medalist, three-time Minesweeper Defending World Champion, Pinball Silver Medalist, four-time Wizard National Champion and holds the longest Skype Call Record.

His also accomplished on both Pole and Exotic dancing, a really good Wedding Singer, and a World Class Babysitter.

Graduated at Hogwarts Class of 2010 and currently residing in East Jesus Nowhere.

Let’s talk about Bus Schedules.

sooo lame lol

I had finals..

I had two midnight snacks because the time changed..lol

i’m not even procrastinating my work anymore i’m just not doing it

(via feed-me-seymour)

I still have more friends on facebook than tumblr followers.. 

howisavedalife:

I wish there was a “Block all pictures with nudity” button.

(via inconclusives)

I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone,

I don’t fancy being lonely.

(Source: gbass, via feedingfools)

I always make such a huge effort for my blog but nobody appreciates it

(Source: pinkprincessparts)

A really tall mormon missionary guy just knocked on my door and asking me if he could   read some parables.. Of course I said no lol, but he insisted on letting me visit some jesus website.  He’s like model looking and the sassy gay guy next door let him in lmfao.

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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the only tv show I actually watch on tv just ended :(